• Image of Mark will ruin your party
  • Image of Mark will ruin your party

Having a party that you would like ruined? Maybe a friend is having a party you weren’t invited to and you would like to ruin it for them? Mark will turn up to any party and ensure everyone attending has a bad time, or at the very least, is very uncomfortable.

Offer includes:
-Constant vomiting from moment of arrival.
-Knife fights.
-Parent traps.
-Natural clogging of all toilets.
-Too much swearing.
-Not a couch unstained.
-Everyone lost their shoes?
-Anything dead.

This item may be booked as many times as desired. Max 4 parties per night.